Post by StarSwirl05 on Feb 4, 2009 18:14:21 GMT -5
*Warning: May be offensive to MLP Tales Fans*
Vitamin EEK!
At everyone’s houses…
“That’s weird, I feel funny,” said Patch. She calls everyone
“Yeah, I am also feeling funny,” said Clover.
“Wow, you too?” asked Lancer.
“Yup,” said Patch.”
“Wonder what it could be,” said Bright Eyes.
“Nope, not me,” said Bon-Bon. I feel fine.
“Well see ya at school,” said Patch.
“See ya,” said everyone else. At school…
“Hello class,” said Hackney. Today’s lesson is about viruses. Not the kind a computer can get but viruses that infect ponies. Anyone have an idea what a virus is? Everyone except Bon-Bon remains slumped at their desks and completely silent. Well there is something strange going on here, my students aren’t even responding at all.
“I think there’s something wrong with everyone else,” said Bon-Bon. Patch called about feeling funny and so did everyone else but I feel fine.
“So do I, Bon-Bon,” said Hackney. I hope this will go away tomorrow. The school clock chimes and the students walk home. Hope you all feel better tomorrow. The next day…
“Well I feel better,” said Melody. her phone rings. Hello?
“Hi Melody, it’s Patch.,” said Patch.
“Oh hey Patch, what’s up?” asked Melody.
“I don’t know about you but I feel better,” said Patch.
“Yeah same here,” said Melody. Well, see ya at school.
“See ya, “ said Patch. She and Patch hang up At school…
“Wow, is it just me or did the school get bigger?” asked Patch panting. Bon-Bon, Ace, Lancer and Teddy look at everyone else in disbelief.
“What’s wrong, Bon-Bon?” asked Starlight.
“I don’t think the school got bigger,” said Bon-Bon. She points downward.
“Uh oh, we got bigger!” said Melody.
“I’ve done some research and apparently this is a new stomach virus that turns good nutrients into bad ones,” said Bright Eyes. In other words, it helps us gain weight.
“Did you find out when it’s going to go away?” asked Ace.
“A week,” said Bright Eyes.
“A WEEK?!” said Melody. We’ll be huge!
“There is a cure,” said Bright Eyes.
“What?” asked everyone else.
“Dan is the only one that has it,” said Bright Eyes. It’s called “Hexidextrin” and it must be given as a shot within the first few days of the virus or it’ll shut everything that produces nutrients down.
“We’d better truly see him right away!” said Sweetheart.
“We’ll have to do it after school,” said Clover.
“Not necessarily, Clover,” said Hackney. We can call him from here. She calls Dan. I don’t normally do this when I have lessons to teach but this will be the exception since your lives basically depend on it. Dan arrives in minutes.
“So what seems to be the problem?” asked Dan.
“The ponies have a new stomach virus that needs curing right away,” said Hackney.
“Sounds like that new one that first appeared last month,” said Dan. Let me go get the vaccine. He goes back to his ambulance.
“What’s vaccine?” asked Sweetheart.
“It’s a cure for a virus infection,” said Bright Eyes. Dan returns.
“Alright, each of you is going to need to hang tough for a minute while I inject the vaccine into your bodies,” said Dan. It’ll go more smoothly if you all don’t watch the shot go into your skin. Ready? Here it goes. He inserts the shot into each of their arms. It needs the rest of the day to work but by tomorrow you all should be normal. Everyone cheers. The next day…
“Well I’m glad to see you all back to normal,” said Hackney.
“Me too,” said the class.
