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Post by Notes on May 23, 2014 18:02:11 GMT -5
Joke time! And what's better to start the thing off then some CHEMISTRY JOKES?  What do you do with a dead guy? You BARIUM! What does science class do for most? BORON! What do you call an element who is a police officer? A COPPER! Whether you throw tomatoes or tell some quality jokes, this is the Schoolhouse Comedy Hour! |
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Post by Notes on May 23, 2014 18:39:34 GMT -5
I'll be here next week, or another day, telling either cheesy, or totally rad joke! I guess I'll share one more since you've been such a lovely audience, and this time, poof! A wild Tales pony appears!
So, in a hidden episode of My Little Pony Tales, Patch was really going to want a spy kit. With it, she was going to spy on her friends for fun. Anyway, she didn't have the cash, so she got a job as a newspaper delivery guy, but she missed her friends, and eventually gave up. The episode's name was Patchwork.
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Post by StarSwirl05 on Jun 6, 2014 9:55:47 GMT -5
What did the image say to the computer? I'll be back in a gif.
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Post by Notes on Jun 6, 2014 9:57:08 GMT -5
Nice one! Speaking of, I have a funny story to tell you all. Around my town, I'm hailed as a bit of a heartbreaker. I'm no home-wrecker, but I'm just a really bad heart surgeon.
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Post by Notes on Jun 6, 2014 10:00:53 GMT -5
A man wakes up late one night for a midnight snack, so he goes downstairs and finds a note from his wife on the fridge. "It isn't working. I'm out. I'm going back to my mom's house." The man opens up the fridge and his beer is cold. He thinks to himself, "What the heck is going on?"
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Post by StarSwirl05 on Jun 6, 2014 11:18:17 GMT -5
What do humans and roads have in common? They both have shoulders.
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Post by Notes on Jun 6, 2014 11:27:24 GMT -5
You heard about the guy who lost half his body to the car accident? Don't worry; he's all right now!
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Post by StarSwirl05 on Jun 6, 2014 19:43:49 GMT -5
^He just has a split personality now.
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Post by Notes on Jun 6, 2014 19:45:24 GMT -5
Heh, yeah.
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Post by StarSwirl05 on Jun 7, 2014 11:13:53 GMT -5
What's the one dog trick a foot can do? Heel.
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Post by Notes on Jun 7, 2014 11:28:19 GMT -5
How do you fix a broken musical instrument? With a TUBA glue!
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Post by StarSwirl05 on Jun 7, 2014 12:01:30 GMT -5
I don't know how this joke will work out but it doesn't work out to a decimal, fraction or irrational number.
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Post by Notes on Jun 7, 2014 12:06:25 GMT -5
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Post by StarSwirl05 on Jun 7, 2014 13:42:58 GMT -5
Can February March? No but April May.
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Post by Notes on Jun 7, 2014 13:47:54 GMT -5
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