I am a frogging genius...

[Notes]

Someone like Bon Bon - a Scootastic romance

Patch Pony is a unusual, fat and funny student from Ponyland. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Bon Bon Horse, a resplendent, slim woman with a passion for being a total clown and taking nothing seriously.

Patch takes an instant disliking to Bon BOn and the fraudulent and unsparkleicious ways she learnt during her years in Mecklenburger.

However, when a stranger tries to eat Patch, Bon Bon springs to the rescue. Patch begins to notice that Bon Bon is actually rather affectionate at heart.

But, the pressures of Bon Bon's job as a student leave her blind to Patch's affections, and Patch takes up eating and cooking and fashion to try and distract herself.

Finally, when TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE student, Minka Mark, threatens to come between them, Bon Bon has to act fast. But will they ever find the Scootastic love that they deserve?

Praise for Someone like Bon Bon

"I fell in love with the eleemosynary Bon Bon Horse. Last night I dreamed that she was in my teapot."

-The Daily Tale

"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Someone like Bon Bon does deliver a strong social lesson."

-Enid Kibbler

"I love the bit where a stranger tries to eat Patch - nearly fell off my seat."

-Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."

-Zob Gloop

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I did not write this story; I just filled in the blanks and chuckled at what I got. And hopefully now I've made you chuckle as well.

[Lancewing]

LOL Mad Lib?

[Notes]

Basically, yeah. XD

[bobdude]

"Patch Pony is a unusual, fat and funny student from Ponyland. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Bon Bon Horse, a resplendent, slim woman with a passion for being a total clown and taking nothing seriously." ... d**nit G4 Rainbow Dash, what did I tell you about giving Discord access to the HARD applecider?

[Lancewing]

FIM Rainbow Dash: What? He didn't hurt anything.

[Notes]

bobdude: Haha, that's what I thought! (Though it was more along the lines of 'what blasphemy is this? Isn't it the other way around?') Discord wouldn't need cider to write something like that though. He'd just need the desire to mess with someone.